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The great thing about TCP jokes is that you always get them. #protolol
The best thing about CSS jokes is that they are misunderstood and taken incorrectly by Internet Explorer. #protolol
The best thing about declarative jokes is that you only have to prescribe laughter, no need to actually tell the joke. #protolol
The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don’t care if you get them or not. #protolol
The best part of HTTP jokes is GETting the punchline in a separate request. #protolol
The great thing about DNS jokes is that you don’t have to tell them with authority. #protolol
The great thing about antivirus jokes is you only need to change them a little and they’re funny again. #protolol
The great thing about encryption jokes is d0842c7091158f8a8e6c89ed0cf4ec07. #protolol
The great thing about XML jokes is that you can put anything into them.
The sad thing about IPv6 jokes is that almost no one understands them and no one is using them yet.
Who wants serial killers when you can have much faster parallel killers? #protolol
RAID joke are always redundant #protolol
The worst thing about endianism jokes is that ……… #protolol
@yoshicool Fragmentation jokes… #protolol @yoshicool …are always… #protolol @yoshicool …told in parts. #protolo
GOPHER #protolol
hate Blind SQL injection jokes. The punchlines are always funny but they take too damn long to be delivered. #protolol
An IPv4 address space walks in to a bar, “A strong CIDR please. I’m exhausted.” #protolol
You can hide a whole filesystem in the time between telling a TCP joke and when people get it. #protolol
The ___ thing about Microsoft jokes is ____ you need to patch them all ___ time for them ___ work. #protolol
A TCP packet walks into a bar “I want a beer.” Bartender responds “You want a beer?” Packet responds “I want a beer.” #protolol
the problem with XML jokes is that if they’re not well formed you don’t get the ending #protolol
OSI model jokes work on so many levels. #protolol
I wish wed go back to a time where everybody enjoyed fingering each other. #protolol
The bad thing about XML jokes is that they take too long to tell, and sometimes are completely valueless. #protolol
“The problem with DRM jokes is that you can’t share them with your friends.” #protolol
I’m working on a bittorrent joke, but I only have about 30% and nobody’s seeding! #protolol
Chuck Norris has only one OSI layer – Physical #protolol
At least Ruby jokes have class. #protolol
A SQL Query walks into a bar, approaches two tables and asks ‘Can I join you?’ #protolol
“The funny thing about C jokes is when the null terminator is %s ¾Ò¾Ð>Ó¾ÑÞØ.·7çÉýWPw.àøßÿkúo.p4ÿûø.ô4h” http://goo.gl/8Sziw #protolol